We Hope You Won't Be Very Ugly: Red Dragon (2002)

We need to talk about Mrs. Doubtfire. Like, buckle up, because a fouth of this podcast episode, ostensibly about Red Dragon (2002), is going to be about Mrs. Doubtfire. Don’t worry, it will all make sense in the end. Well, not sense but we didn’t just pull the topic out of nowhere. Also, Mac and Eris marvel a bit that a Brett Ratner-directed Hannibal Lecter movie isn’t a complete disaster, although who needs a Marvel-style tag scene after all that?

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Eris’s Chicken and Goat Cheese Cranberry Salad!

INGREDIENTS:

1/2 lb chicken breast (1 breast)

1/4 cup Italian dressing

Oregano

Salt & Pepper

Salad:

5 oz baby spinach

1/4 cup red onion, diced

1/2 cup dried cranberries (craisins!)

1/3 cup candied pecans

5-6 oz goat cheese medallions

Sliced Chicken

Balsamic Glaze

INSTRUCTIONS:

Marinate the chicken in Italian dressing for 2-4 hours in fridge. Preheat oven to 420 degrees, dress chicken with salt & pepper and oregano, and then bake for 30-35 minutes until cooked through. Cool, then slice.

To make the salad, build a bed with spinach, then layer onion, cranberries, goat cheese medallions, and sliced chicken. Top with candied pecans and drizzle balsamic glaze in a pleasing pattern on top (I like checkerboard). Serves 2.

PRODUCER: Z Lee

SOUND EFFECTS:

This episode uses the following sound effect from freesound.org:

unlocking-large-metal-door.wav by constructabeat (https://freesound.org/people/constructabeat/sounds/258385/)

klaxon.wav by terraking7428 (https://freesound.org/people/terraking7428/sounds/584001/)

footsteps-concrete-slow-male-heavy.wav by ambiosis (https://freesound.org/people/ambiosis/sounds/316691/)

atmosphere-cave-loop.wav by xdimebagx (https://freesound.org/people/xdimebagx/sounds/232685)

MUSIC:

Aria from the Goldberg Variations by J.S. Bach, performed by Shelley Katz, Available under Creative Commons CC0 1.0 Universal Public Domain Dedication, available at https://musopen.org/music/4107-goldberg-variations-bwv-988/#recordings

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