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The Amazing Mr. X (1948)

Mac Boyle October 29, 2025

Director: Bernard Vorhaus

Cast: Turhan Bey, Lynn Bari, Cathy O’Donnell, Richard Carlson

Have I Seen It Before: Nope.

Did I Like It: It’s so rare that a film noir rolls so slowly in its opening half, only to mostly recover in its second, that I’m tempted to give the film a recommendation on that criteria alone.

When the film is about the glassy-eyed widow (Bari) who hears voices coming in from the coast, the film is so deeply cliché and boring that I was struck only by the behavior of audience members around me. Cell phones went off with impunity. One guy snored like a jackhammer through most of the film. I’d be more mad at him if I was more thoroughly convinced I, too, didn’t fall asleep for a stretch. Scorsese recently complained about movie audiences, and I’m starting to see where he’s coming from.

When Alexis (Bey) really turns on his wares to keep his con going, the film veers into deeply embarrassing territory. I can’t really fathom any sort of optical effects that would still work after nearly eighty years, but I’m also having a bit of a hard time imagining that anyone saw the various phantoms Alexis creates and not laugh at any point in history. Grafting such video effects on to a noir drains a lot of the charm that even the cheaper entries in the genre can offer.

But then the film offers a fairly interesting twist, and does so at exactly the right time. What was a silly trifle for so long becomes an engrossing cat and mouse game that—would this even be a spoiler—results in the shifty participants in the plot getting their just desserts, and just an inch of redemption moments before it would have been too late. The film thankfully doesn’t spend a lot of time trying to get you to believe its more groan-worthy moments, and doesn’t let up on the tension until the end. That may be all I need from noir. Your mileage may vary.

Tags the amazing mr. x (1948), bernard vorhaus, turhan bey, lynn bari, cathy o'donnell, richard carlson
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Creature From The Black Lagoon (1954)

Mac Boyle October 9, 2025

Director: Jack Arnold

Cast: Richard Carlso, Julia Adams, Richard Denning, Antonio Moreno

Have I Seen It Before: Yes… I absolutely had to, having marched through all the discs on my Universal Monsters box set. But I will admit I have stronger memories of Revenge of the Creature from the Black Lagoon (1955), owing to its frequent runs on TV, up to and including it being featured in the first episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000 I ever watched…

That doesn’t even cover the Clint of it all.

Did I Like It: There’s a part of me that wants to be a little bit down on the film. This is so far removed from the submlime, high era of Universal Monster pictures, and even seems removed from the occasionally schlocky monster mashups* of the late 1940s. There’s a certain degree of retrograde Spielbergian restraint—waiting until the last possible moment to show as the Gill-man in all of his splendor**—on display here working in its favor, but after everything is said and done, this isn’t all that much more than a typical monster movie…

But then I remember that it is the progenitor of what some (me, just now) might call typical monster movies. I can’t fully deny the charms of a film which is disinterested in imitating other films, and proceeds to be imitated by other films.

*I’m excluding you from that blanket statement, Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948). You’re perfect, you’re better than we deserve, and I love you.

**What I am enjoying this week, as this is a Beyond the Cabin in the Woods episode, is reading Mallory O’Meara’s The Lady From the Black Lagoon about the long-erased credit for Milicent Patrick in designing the Creature. In all honesty, the Gill-man in this film looks fine when he is within the water, but strains belief a bit whenever he elects to emerge and embrace his rubbery reality. Perhaps if she had been given her due, and even the ability to continue working, he may have improved.

Tags creature from the black lagoon (1954), jack arnold, universal monsters, richard carlson, julia adams, richard denning, antonio moreno
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Where creativity went when it said it was going out for cigarettes.

Where creativity went when it said it was going out for cigarettes.