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A Blog About Watching Movies (AKA a Blog in Search of a Better Title)

The Night House (2021)

Mac Boyle May 3, 2022

Director: David Bruckner

Cast: Rebecca Hall, Sarah Goldberg, Evan Jonigkeit, Stacy Martin

Content Warning: Suicide

Have I Ever Seen It Before: Never. Had it not been for Beyond the Cabin in the Woods, it would have completely missed my radar.

Did I Like It: Pieces of the film work well. Rebecca Hall is always an interesting performer, and aside from a few effects in the early goings, the cinematography and art direction are pristine throughout.

Aside from that, though, it feels like the film will disappear from my memory at or near the instant I finish this review and/or the Beyond Cabin episode posts. At its core, I think it makes many of the same mistakes made by Robert Zemeckis’ What Lies Beneath (2000)—another  movie that has long since inspired echoes of, “Wait, that was a movie?” Both films are trying to embrace a modern Hitchcockian sensibility, but the trappings of a Hitchcock yarn are apparently not enough for the modern audience, so it also has to be a ghost story.

Maybe this fusion can be done well, but the plot machinations that make Hitchcock Hitchcock have to be as immaculate as the cinematography and art direction. Here there are just one-too-many-red herrings (was her (Hall’s) friend (Goldberg) also having an affair with the husband (Jonigkeit); what did the neighbor know?) that it feels like a lot of wasted screentime dwelling on them.

These could be forgiven alone, but the movie also spends a significant amount of time—and doing so with some skill—communicating Beth’s intelligence to us. The sequence where she does a little bit of magic with MacOS and begins to unfurl her husband’s secrets was good in its simplicity, but the problem remains: If Beth is truly this bright, how did she not piece together that something was not quite right while Owen was still alive? I believe it was Siskel and/or Ebert who would complained at no end about a movie that arbitrarily needed its characters to be stupid to contain the story at hand. I can only imagine (and could probably go look it up, but again, this movie is already slipping from my memory) what they might have said about a movie that suddenly needs a character to be smart for the first time in fifteen years, for fear of the plot collapsing in on itself.

One more note before we leave: Some streaming services will offer some manner of content or trigger warnings, and it should really be standard across platforms. I’m not bothered by depictions of suicide, but it can cause real harm.

Tags the night house (2021), david bruckner, rebecca hall, sarah goldberg, evan jonigkeit, stacy martin
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Holmes & Watson (2018)

Mac Boyle August 13, 2021

Director: Etan Cohen

Cast: Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly, Rebecca Hall, Ralph Fiennes

Have I Seen it Before: No. It feels like a weird time. I live in an age when it takes something to get me out to the theater (indeed, I have only been once since I was vaccinated in April). In the before times, I’d go see anything, and I didn’t even need a Moviepass to convince me. Despite enjoying Ferrell and Reilly, and being—if a bit of neophyte—a Holmesian at heart, this one missed me.

The word of mouth was truly that toxic. 

Did I Like It: The notion of a comedy Sherlock Holmes film is not a bad one. Without a Clue (1988) performed that beyond a doubt. Even this film, on spec, wasn’t a terrible idea for the many, many years it languished in development hell. Originally, it would have had Ferrell as Watson and Sacha Baron Cohen as Holmes. That’s actually pretty great casting. That film could have turned out fine, if the anarchic spirit of Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004) would have brought to its full potential.

That is not the cast we got. Nor is it the film we got.

Reilly can cut the right sort of Nigel Bruce-esque buffoon that is the instinct of many who approach Baker Street, but Ferrell, on spec, isn’t in the slightest bit Holmes. His whole comedic personae is based on the screaming, overconfident idiot. Holmes can be an idiot, but he needs to always look like he’s trying to figure things out. Baron Cohen could have done that in his sleep.

It might feel reductive to judge what is clearly meant to be a comedy by “how many times I laughed,” but when I know it was no more than twice, with one of them being in the title card, that’s not a great jumping off point for discussing the film.

Also, that Billy Zane cameo was such a drag, and stuck out like such a sore thumb, I couldn’t even recommend the film as the kind of thing you could benignly play in the background and ignore.

It is a failure. Go watch Without a Clue, which I might very well do now that I’ve thought about it far more than the film in question here.

Tags holmes and watson (2018), sherlock holmes movies, etan cohen, will ferrell, john c reilly, rebecca hall, ralph fiennes
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Party Now, Apocalypse Later Industries

Where creativity went when it said it was going out for cigarettes.

Where creativity went when it said it was going out for cigarettes.