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Eternity (2025)

Mac Boyle December 17, 2025

Director: David Freyne

Cast: Miles Teller, Elizabeth Olsen, Callum Turner, Da’Vine Joy Randolph

Have I Seen It Before: Nope. The thought of getting away from the White Christmas (1954) of it all from a few hours to take in a new movie feels like the peak of luxury.

Did I Like It: The films flaws and strengths appear to be divisible from one another, so I suppose that adds up to something of a recommendation.

While having Larry (Teller, but Barry Primus as an old man) die by choking on a pretzel feels relatable to the point of panic, Joan’s (Olsen, but Betty Buckley as an old woman) situation is murky to the point of needing to be the way that it is simply so the story won’t wallow in its first act. She is clearly sick, doesn’t want to tell her family, but is apparently so sick that she’s destined to die within a week of the film’s beginning. I spent far too much time trying to work that out in my head, so much so that I fear some of the film’s other pleasures might have passed me by. I’m struck by the realization that this found early life of The Black List, and while it is quite a bit better than the roughly similar A Big Bold Beautiful Journey (2025) I start to wonder if that’s the mark of a quality scrip that it once was.

The film follows all of the modern rules of drama, where the solution or mechanism for the solution to the plot are tagged so thoroughly in the first half of the film, I had everything pretty much figured out. Add to that the fact that it is, at its core, a romantic comedy, and the film may never have had a chance to surprise me with its story.

But enough about what didn’t work. While the conceit of a recognizably earth-bound afterlife has been played through in Defending Your Life (1991) and The Good Place, the film manages to mine a goodly amount of humor out of its barrage of advertisements for potential eternal choices. Something about “Weimar World” (now with 100% fewer Nazis!) had me howling in a way I’d prefer not to analyze in the winter of 2025. I even found myself isolating what choices I might make, with early favorites being Spy World or Space World, assuming I have the option to me among the less corny iterations of such a fantasy.

The performances raise the entire film to an enjoyable time, though. Randolph knows how to play this type of role, and could do so in her sleep. She can also stretch her talents, like she did  in The Holdovers (2023), but there’s nothing wrong with her batting one out that’s a gimme. Olsen is the film’s not-so-secret-weapon, though. She plays Joan always as someone who’s genuinely bedraggled by the impossible choice at the film’s core, but she always feels like an older woman inhabiting a younger form. Had neither of those qualities been pulled off, the script may have unravelled under its own weaknesses.

Tags eternity (2025), david freyne, miles teller, elizabeth olsen, callum turner, da'vine joy randolph
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Top Gun: Maverick (2022)

Mac Boyle July 11, 2022

Director: Joseph Kosinski

Cast: Tom Cruise, Miles Teller, Jennifer Connelly, Val Kilmer

Have I Seen it Before: Nope. Missed any sort of convenient IMAX screening, and I’ll probably just have to live with that. Drifted into a matinee recently more than a month after the film’s release.

Which felt like a safe thing to do, not just from the COVID side of things, but because this tends to minimize encounters with the absolute dumbest people to emerge from underneath rocks. I’m definitely one of those guys generally less enthralled by seeing a movie with a crowd (although the right crowd—difficult though it is to find—does have its charms), than with seeing bigger movies on the biggest screen possible.

No such luck this time, though. The screening was already crowded when I got my tickets, which should have been my first alarm bell. I was enjoying my popcorn just at the limit of social distancing, and some jabroni takes the seat right next to mine. I’m doing a quick calculation in my head regarding the average vaccination status of a Top Gun audience on a Wednesday afternoon, and at first I think I have three choices. First, slap on my KN95 and abandon all hope of enjoying the rest of my popcorn. Second, just leave before the movie starts.

Both are unacceptable. So, in desperate need of a third option, I broke the social contract of the modern moviegoing experience and moved to a seat for which I had not bought a ticket. It felt simultaneously rebellious and safe, and I got to finish my popcorn. What’s more, I moved to the front row, and that was probably the better way to take in this film anyway.

Did I Like It: Oh, sure. You probably want to hear more about the movie itself. Much has been said about how much better this film is than the original Top Gun (1986). They are right, but I can’t help but wonder if this is because this film is truly that great, or because the original film is not much more than an energetic pageant of the state of masculinity in the mid-80s. This one has an actual story. There are stakes. Several characters go through something resembling an arc. That’s already something. Is the story kind of preposterous and ultimately hinges on the insane idea that an enemy (let’s not name them, because nothing in a film dates it more than identifying the collective bad guy) base has a mostly-ignored, still-in-working-order, retro-bordering-on-antique fighter jet ready for Maverick (Cruise) and Rooster (Teller) to use to make their escape? Yes, but it exists, and there’s a nice little romance between Cruise and Jennifer Connelly to help make the larger preposterousness go down easier.

I think what people are really responding to is the cinematography of the aviation sequences, which are truly an improvement not only for the series, but the idea of aerial photography in general. There were several moments I genuinely wondered how the production obtained the shots they did without just letting Cruise actually pilot priceless warplanes. I don’t think I really want to know.

Tags top gun: maverick (2022), joseph kosinski, tom cruise, miles teller, jennifer connelly, val kilmer
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Party Now, Apocalypse Later Industries

Where creativity went when it said it was going out for cigarettes.

Where creativity went when it said it was going out for cigarettes.