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Star Trek: Section 31 (2025)

Mac Boyle January 26, 2025

Director: Olatunde Osunsanmi

Cast: Michelle Yeoh, Omari Hardwick, Sam Richardson, Kacey Rohl

Have I Seen it Before: Never. Brand new. Weird moment when for a day or so—although it happens more and more frequently these last few years—when somebody could ask me “Have you seen all of Star Trek” and I have to answer “not yet.” Even weirder still is the brief moment  when someone can ask me, “Have you seen all of the Star Trek movies?” and I have to say I’m working on it.

Did I Like It: Assessing any Star Trek movie begs more than a few questions, although as I continue to write this review I find those questions to be more than a little bit inter-related. First—and this question really ought to be used to judge any film—does it succeed on its own terms? On this front, yes, I think it does. It wants to be a fun, light adventure a la Guardians of the Galaxy (2014), and while one might be able to quibble with just how naturally a bunch of goofballs on a heist format onto Roddenberry’s utopia, it’s clear that the movie has decided what it wants to be and follows through on that.

Second question: Does the movie work for someone who isn’t already steeped in the lore of Trek? Frankly, all of the great Trek films straddle the line, bringing in elements of what came before but making it accessible to a wider audience. Here, Section 31 works pretty well. Explaining just who Georgiou (Yeoh) is and her previous activities is dispensed with as quickly as possible without just directing viewers to the first three seasons of Star Trek: Discovery. But other than that, these are new characters who we are just getting to know. A fan like myself will see Rachel Garrett (Rohl) and know fate will take her in the future*, but Joe Everybody off the street will just be able to see her as the archetypical Starfleet officer, futilely trying to bring order to the chaos on display. This might be something I would recommend to someone just coming in to the franchise.

Finally, and this question can plague many of the other Trek films: Is it worthy of being a feature-length story, or is it really an extended episode? Star Trek Insurrection (1998) is often maligned for being an extended episode and Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979) started life as a pilot to an eventually abandoned second series with the original crew, and never quite outruns the gravity of those constrictions. This, too, was originally to be the first episode of a spinoff starring Yeoh, but after she won the Oscar, cooler head prevailed, and we are left only with this “event movie.” There’s room to check in with this rag-tag team in the future if this film works, but it definitely feels like a pilot for things that will never come. I was prepared to answer this question and only view Section 31 as something of a mixed bag, but then I remembered what this really means for the future of Trek. After a whirlwind few years where we were treated to a number of series, the streaming wars appear to have ended with no real winners. By committing not to multi-year series with inevitably diminishing numbers of viewers, changing the way Star Trek comes to us may yet widen the lens. We could see more 24th Century stories a la the hinted Picard sequel, Legacy. Indeed, the limits of what could be done may no longer exist. If that ends up being the case, Section 31 may end up being a noble experiment, indeed.

*In addition to being the only real clue that this story takes place roughly forty years after Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991) and about forty years before the beginning of Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Tags star trek: section 31 (2025), star trek film series, olatunde osunsanmi, michelle yeoh, omari hardwick, sam richardson, kacey rohl
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Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)

Mac Boyle December 7, 2024

Director: Roger Spottiswoode

Cast: Pierce Brosnan, Jonathan Pryce, Michelle Yeoh, Teri Hatcher

Have I Seen it Before: Oh, yes. In that far flung winter of 1997, I actually lost ten bucks to Ben Owen, when I bet him that this would be the bigger film than the other wide release that weekend, beating out a little film that already had a reputation of going significantly over budget and being delayed by the studio.

The movie was Titanic (1997).

I bet against Cameron, and I got what I deserved. But you’re damned right I was in the theater for this one on opening weekend, for all the good it did me.

Did I Like It: I’ve kind of soured on Brosnan’s films in the series in recent years. The more interesting parts of his four films were greatly improved on by Daniel Craig’s films, and the worst impulses adopted too much of Roger Moore for my taste. It was entirely possible that this era of the series best contributions would be to video games more than anything else. I’ll be honest that I thought I would just have this movie on in the background*, but I found the pre-title sequence to be a delight and was drawn into the film.

But then I kind of lost interest in a mishmash of truly terrible CGI and Teri Hatcher. I was getting a little bored. This wasn’t helped very much by the occasional diving sequence, which can absolutely suck the life out of otherwise great Bond films. Just ask Thunderball (1965). That is probably pretty close to the review I would have given the film in the 90s.

But the film is not without its charms. And by that I mean Michelle Yeoh. She more than equals Brosnan’s swagger and ability. All of the times the Eon powers that be threatened to offer Bond spinoffs, I really wish they would have pulled the trigger here. More Yeoh is good for everyone.

*I’d probably be first in line to see if the film re-entered theaters for any spell of time. I could win that ten bucks back yet.

Tags tomorrow never dies (1997), james bond series, roger spottiswoode, pierce brosnan, jonathan pryce, michelle yeoh, teri hatcher
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Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022)

Mac Boyle May 16, 2022

Director: Dan Kwan, Daniel Scheinert

Cast: Michelle Yeoh, Stephanie Hsu, Ke Huy Quan, Jamie Lee Curtis

Have I Seen it Before: No…

Did I Like It: Holy shit.

There was always a chance that I would go into the film overhyped. There was always a chance that, along with Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022), and the one-day-maybe-soon release of The Flash, the market might be a bit too flooded with multiverse films in a market that where audience’s attention spans are dwindling by the minute. There was always a chance that Jackie Chan (the fool) would have taken the offer, or Ke Huy Quan (who’s been great his whole damn life; he could have been great for years!)had stayed retired from acting.

Thankfully, that is not our universe.

It’s almost laughable how superior this film is to the Strange sequel (a film I ultimately kind of liked). There have been plenty of instances in parallel development in big Hollywood films experiencing nearly concurrent releases, but I struggle to find two films of such sharply levels of quality. Sure, Deep Impact (1998) and Armageddon (1998) have different priorities as films, but it isn’t like one of those movies beat the other one up and stole their lunch money.

I hate to contribute further to the possibility of overhyping, but if this film isn’t the best movie of the year, then 2022 will prove to be the greatest year for movies in some time. It was impossible not to love Michelle Yeoh before this, but while we all may have thought we appreciated her enough in years past, we haven’t been doing nearly enough. This doesn’t even begin to cover the absolute wonder that is the ego-less commitment to the moment of latter-day Jamie Lee Curtis.

Even if the film wasn’t one of the most chaotic, imaginative things to have ever been forged, it’s Herculean task of turning nihilism into a joyful, beautiful thing is enough to make it astonishing. Only a film with one foot in several different realities can be 100% clever plot and 100% heart at the same time.

By the time you’ve read this, Everything Everywhere All at Once will be available via VOD. You have no excuse. You should not live in a universe where you haven’t seen this film.

Tags everything everywhere all at once (2022), dan kwan, daniel scheinert, michelle yeoh, stephanie hsu, ke huy quan, jamie lee curtis
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Where creativity went when it said it was going out for cigarettes.

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