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A Blog About Watching Movies (AKA a Blog in Search of a Better Title)

Tron: Ares (2025)

Mac Boyle June 12, 2026

Director: Joachim Rønning

Cast: Jared Leto, Greta Lee, Evan Peters, Jeff Bridges

Have I Seen It Before: Nope. It’s a long-ish story, but I’m definitely entering an era when the big blockbusters—or at least the hyped, big IP, predominantly Disney ones—are not appointment viewing for me anymore. I’ll catch them later from any number of streaming services for which I’m already paying.

That’s before we even get to my—and America’s?—fundamental reticence to see Jared Leto in anything.

Did I Like It: This thing has been on Disney+ for what feels like the better part of a year, so why not break down and finally watch it?

It’s that Leto, man. I’m happy to say that, despite being the clear lead and one of the creative forces behind the picture—barely makes much of an impression in the film. In other films, that might be a detriment. Here, I’m relieved.

That leaves the rest of the film to be a generic actioner of this era. If the Mouse House decided to jam one of the Avengers in the middle of the movie, I’m not sure most people would notice**. Was anybody else bothered by the entire plot hinging on finding a MacGuffin that allows programs to live longer than half an hour in the real world, when if I remember right Olivia Wilde’s character in Tron: Legacy (2010) was a program who joined the real world?

No? Didn’t think so.

The biggest disappointments are where the film runs a little withholding. The aforementioned Boxleitner-lessness makes the movie series increasingly poorly titled, but there’s more. I was told Gillian Anderson is in the film, and she barely is, doing her trusty Margaret Thatcher impression without the makeup. Excited to see Jeff Bridges again? He appears about as much as Wolfman Jack does in American Graffiti (1973), which is to say, not much. He does appear in a sequence that takes place in the frankly more visually interesting environment of the first film, but both the wisp of Kevin Flynn and the full-retro flashback are gone before you even get the chance to enjoy it.

*Not appearing in this film, by the way. Why this series couldn’t make peace with somebody like Bruce Boxleitner, I’ll never know. Made me want to go back and watch the original Tron (1982).

**OK. People—especially those who really care about all things Tron—might care, but I don’t think the movie would stay around in our memories long enough for it to become any kind of moment about which we all are going to be required to have an opinion. Give it all some kind of multiverse-thing, and those people might even applaud it.

Tags tron: ares (2025), joachim rønning, jared leto, greta lee, evan peters, jeff bridges
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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017)

Mac Boyle January 25, 2026

Director: Joachim Rønning, Espen Sandberg

Cast: Johnny Depp, Javier Bardem, Brenton Thwaites, Geoffrey Rush

Have I Seen it Before: Maybe, probably? I have a vague inkling that I saw Bardem’s character before, but I may have just seen an ad at some point during the initial film’s release.

Did I Like It: I’m more than a little stuck trying to come up with at least 300 words more to say about this series. The <first film> surprised everyone. It did this largely by being made despite the studios seemingly better judgment and actually making a simple action movie that was mostly about a lunatic pirate who was willing to do absolutely anything to get his ship back.

Three more movies ensued, and the Mouse House—as they can occasionally do—gave us more of what they thought worked. More byzantine plots, more water-logged monsters, and more and more special effects.

This film shaped up to be something of a course correction from the previous sequels, with Jack Sparrow (Depp) back in the position of an underdog pirate captain with no ship to captain. That gets us through half an hour, during which we have a fairly fun action set piece involving Sparrow and his crew largely failing at a bank robbery. Then we are lost in a sea (pun not intended, but I accept the responsibility for it) of cascading plot developments, to the point where the boredom of the previous sequels are back with a vengeance.

We’re now nearly ten years since this film, and the entire time we’ve been living under the threat of one more entry. Could you even bear to look at Sparrow in his 60s* trying to swagger his way through a laundry list of “We need to go get the item from the place!” lines?

Yeah, me neither.

*No worries there, Disney is plenty willing to de-age him, as evidenced here.

Tags pirates of the caribbean: dead men tell no tales (2017), pirates of the caribbean movies, joachim rønning, espen sandberg, johnny depp, javier bardem, brenton thwaites, geoffrey rush
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Party Now, Apocalypse Later Industries

Where creativity went when it said it was going out for cigarettes.

Where creativity went when it said it was going out for cigarettes.