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A Blog About Watching Movies (AKA a Blog in Search of a Better Title)

Tron: Ares (2025)

Mac Boyle June 12, 2026

Director: Joachim Rønning

Cast: Jared Leto, Greta Lee, Evan Peters, Jeff Bridges

Have I Seen It Before: Nope. It’s a long-ish story, but I’m definitely entering an era when the big blockbusters—or at least the hyped, big IP, predominantly Disney ones—are not appointment viewing for me anymore. I’ll catch them later from any number of streaming services for which I’m already paying.

That’s before we even get to my—and America’s?—fundamental reticence to see Jared Leto in anything.

Did I Like It: This thing has been on Disney+ for what feels like the better part of a year, so why not break down and finally watch it?

It’s that Leto, man. I’m happy to say that, despite being the clear lead and one of the creative forces behind the picture—barely makes much of an impression in the film. In other films, that might be a detriment. Here, I’m relieved.

That leaves the rest of the film to be a generic actioner of this era. If the Mouse House decided to jam one of the Avengers in the middle of the movie, I’m not sure most people would notice**. Was anybody else bothered by the entire plot hinging on finding a MacGuffin that allows programs to live longer than half an hour in the real world, when if I remember right Olivia Wilde’s character in Tron: Legacy (2010) was a program who joined the real world?

No? Didn’t think so.

The biggest disappointments are where the film runs a little withholding. The aforementioned Boxleitner-lessness makes the movie series increasingly poorly titled, but there’s more. I was told Gillian Anderson is in the film, and she barely is, doing her trusty Margaret Thatcher impression without the makeup. Excited to see Jeff Bridges again? He appears about as much as Wolfman Jack does in American Graffiti (1973), which is to say, not much. He does appear in a sequence that takes place in the frankly more visually interesting environment of the first film, but both the wisp of Kevin Flynn and the full-retro flashback are gone before you even get the chance to enjoy it.

*Not appearing in this film, by the way. Why this series couldn’t make peace with somebody like Bruce Boxleitner, I’ll never know. Made me want to go back and watch the original Tron (1982).

**OK. People—especially those who really care about all things Tron—might care, but I don’t think the movie would stay around in our memories long enough for it to become any kind of moment about which we all are going to be required to have an opinion. Give it all some kind of multiverse-thing, and those people might even applaud it.

Tags tron: ares (2025), joachim rønning, jared leto, greta lee, evan peters, jeff bridges
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Blade Runner 2049 (2017)

Mac Boyle January 21, 2019

Director: Denis Villeneuve

Cast: Ryan Gosling, Harrison Ford, Robin Wright, and (sigh, and not a good one) Jared Leto

Have I Seen it Before: Well, it's desperate to make me feel like this is a movie I’ve seen before, but…

Did I Like It: I’m absolutely the wrong crowd for this movie, but strangely, i liked it better than some other movies that shall go nameless. I’m not sure if that’s any kind of endorsement or not…

We are beset (or should I say we are receiving a bounty?) of “legacy-quels” lately, new entries in movie series that come roughly ten years or more since the last entry of the series. Older stars come back, more than likely for a quick paycheck. The movie usually has a mind to hand the baton to a new generation fo heroes that could carry on with additional sequels, should the exercise in nostalgia prove to be profitable. Many times there is some canonical jiggery pokery to remove more embarrassing entries from the collective consciousness. Creed (2015), Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Halloween (2018), Star Trek (2009), X-Men: Days Of Future Past (2014), Tron: Legacy (2010), and… ahem… Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull (2008). 

Some times the films are quite enjoyable, and inject new life into movie series long thought dead. Often Harrison Ford is in them. I’m still waiting for Die Hard In A Presidential Library, Son of Fugitive, and Still Witnessin’.

And so we are brought to Blade Runner 2049. I’m late to the party, mainly because it is with some shame that I admit that the original Ridley Scott-directed film has never done much for me. I’ve never really cared about picking apart the various different versions of the film. I’ve never really been concerned whether or not Deckard (Ford) is actually a replicant or not. If I’m reaching for a loose Phillip K. Dick adaption, I’m much more likely to reach for Total Recall (1990) or Minority Report (2002). 

So, when met with a legacy-quel to a film for which I don’t have a lot of affection, what is there for me to enjoy. Inevitably, this type of film trades in wholesale nostalgia for the previous films in the series, so if Villeneuve and company are doing the job Warner Bros. hired them to do, I’m not going to like what they are cooking. It’s nearly guaranteed.

And yet, the film does reach for more plot than fashion, and for enough of a new aesthetic (in parts) that I dare say I enjoyed myself. Does that mean the film is successful in its goals? I’m not entirely sure. You may have to ask someone with affection for Blade Runner. I’m not that guy.

Tags blade runner 2049, denis villeneuve, ryan gosling, harrison ford, robin wright, jared leto
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Where creativity went when it said it was going out for cigarettes.

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