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A Blog About Watching Movies (AKA a Blog in Search of a Better Title)

Babylon 5: The Road Home (2023)

Mac Boyle April 25, 2026

Director: Matt Peters

Cast: Bruce Boxleitner, Claudia Christian, Peter Jurasik, Bill Mumy

Have I Seen it Before: Nope. I’d been holding off on watching it after its release, mainly waiting for it to get cheap on Apple TV. Then the whole series went on sale, too, and so my collision with this was something of an inevitability.

Did I Like It: I really love the series. It’s special effects aged like milk that had come out rancid in the first place, and while some might call pieces of its storyline derivative, I can look over those moments and decide that most of the characters have never read a book before*.

Glancing at the plot synopsis and realizing that this largely takes place in that period between the final episode, “Sleeping in Light” and the second-to-last episode “Objects at Rest,” I decided to fit this movie in between the two episodes.

I kinda wished I hadn’t. Had I watched this completely detached from a re-watch of the series, it might have been a nice nostalgic trip back to syndicated television of the 1990s. In my situation, it was just a weird, discordant note in the middle of watching the fifth, somewhat discordant season of the show. The continuity problems—largely papered over by having Sheridan (Boxleitner) jumping from universe to universe—were all the more noticeable, as the true canon only happened for me just a few hours earlier.

I knew the film was going to have a bit of a problem with the fact that a large portion of the cast has since passed away and are replaced here by voice actors trying to sound like those departed. The actress playing Delenn may not quite sound like Mira Furlan, but she has the ethereal spirit of the character down, and given that the character is not present throughout the film, but makes the moments she does appear largely work. Garibaldi, Sinclair, and Dr. Franklin have varying levels of success resurrecting the dead. The film completely falls apart, however, in its few moments that feature G’Kar. Andreas Katsulas had such a distinctive voice, and it filled every inch of the angry scoundrel who became the quiet, reflective scribe. It’s not like I need verisimilitude from my space opera, but don’t take me out of the whole thing.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’d like to go watch “Sleeping in Light.”

*Including 1984, The Lord of the Rings, and any other major piece of literature not written by Harlan Ellison. Honestly, five miles long, and there wasn’t a library on that space station?

Tags babylon 5: the road home (2023), babylon 5 movies, matt peters, bruce boxleitner, claudia christian, peter jurasik, bill mumy
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Babylon 5: Thirdspace (1998)

Mac Boyle January 2, 2021

Director: Jesús Salvador Trevino

Cast: Bruce Boxleitner, Claudia Christian, Jeff Conaway, Patricia Tallman

Have I Seen it Before: Yes. My memory of it is that it was my least favorite of the four TV movies aired by TNT during the last year of the television series.

Did I Like It: Ultimately, I do think that my memory of not thinking much of it holds up under the scrutiny of time and experience.

The TV budget—and the Babylon 5 special effects, which have clearly not aged well—can’t sell the horror. The artifact which tries its damndest to bring a touch of the Lovecraftian to The Last Best Hope For Peace looks more intricate and lovingly created than the swirling CGI sprites that normally passed for the ships and creatures on this show, but I can’t move on from the feeling that it looks like a cut scene from a video game, and not a cut scene from a modern video game, mind you. One from the 1990s. How did we ever think this show was ahead of its time, special effects-wise? The mind boggles.

The story is this weird blip, this huge epic moment that takes place in the middle of the most epic season of the show’s larger storyline. There is no lead-up to it within the context of the show, and it is never mentioned again. It’s especially strange, when one considers that Sheridan (Boxleitner) is dealing with Interplanetary Expeditions (IPX), the organization his wife worked for, and there’s only a perfunctory reference to that fact. It should weigh on him heavily, especially because that history caused him to die and come back from the dead less than a year ago. Wouldn’t that have more of an effect on him?Ultimately, it feels like an episode from the show’s first season, before ti had found its purpose or stride as a novel told over several years.

Tags babylon 5: thirdspace (1998), babylon 5 movies, jesús salvador trevino, bruce boxleitner, claudia christian, jeff conaway, patricia tallman
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Party Now, Apocalypse Later Industries

Where creativity went when it said it was going out for cigarettes.

Where creativity went when it said it was going out for cigarettes.