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A Blog About Watching Movies (AKA a Blog in Search of a Better Title)

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Jumanji: The Next Level (2019)

Mac Boyle March 21, 2020

Director: Jake Kasdan

 

Cast: Dwayne Johnson, Jack Black, Kevin Hart, Karen Gillan

 

Have I Seen it Before: Nope. Missed it in the theater. May be missing a lot of movies in the theater for a while. Sigh. 

 

Let’s not get into that right now.

 

Did I Like It: There is nothing wrong with this second (third?) movie in this series. It’s reasonably funny. It is adequately filled with the kind of adventure-film tropes one would expect from the series. The stars are all people I would have no trouble watching in really any movie in which they might appear. 

 

To that note, Warner Bros. would be insane to not let Karen Gillan play Barbara Gordon/Batgirl (Oracle?) in a movie, and let her direct it, but Warner Bros. has been pretty thoroughly insane in their missed opportunities with that character so far. 

 

Dwayne Johnson continues to make his wrestling career an afterthought for his career, playing equal measures weirdo and pulp hero. He could have been an unbelievably awesome Doc Strange, were it to come to pass, but it seems like we’re going to get stuck with some merely competent former wrestler/actor like John Cena or Donald Trump*.

 

Let’s not get into any of those things right now.

 

But all of this was present in Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (2017). The film explores some new territory with its characters, bringing in the energy of Danny DeVito, Danny Glover, and Awkwafina into the mix. Ultimately all of these new additions and how they play into the film came fully delivered with the film’s first trailer. Upon watching that trailer, I thought this new film would be as fresh and exciting as the original (second?) film.

 

As it turns out, it’s more of the same. Not a complete condemnation, but not a delivery on the promise it once showed.

 

 

*Yes, absolutely, that was low hanging fruit. Did it make me smile to type it? Also, absolutely.

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